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The Rancher


Ann

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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She is a very good looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay the other was a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied for the job, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him aroung the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a very hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day the ranchers widow said to the hired hand," You should go into town and kick up your heels," He agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the ranchers widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She turned her head and looked him up and down. Then she quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off" she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked , ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks," He removed each gently and placed them by her boots. "Now take off my skirt," He slowly took it off , constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra," Again with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"

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