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Wal-Mart murder


Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a

young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large

insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, & then

arranging to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious

dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then

explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse

was $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he

wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's

insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the

man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that rested inside.

Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the

dollar as down payment for the dirty deed.

A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local

Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce department

& proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands & as the poor

unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor........

the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the

murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie

had no choice but to strangle the produce manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured

by the hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard,

who immediately called the police.

Artie was caught & arrested before he could even leave the store.

Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the

whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the

hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.

The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared ...

(You're going to hate me for this .. )


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