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Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young

husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance

policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging

to have her killed.

A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with

a nefarious dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of


Artie then explained

to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a spouse was


The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but

that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's

insurance money.

Artie insisted on being paid at least something

up front, so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar

bill that rested inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, &

reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for the dirty


A few

days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the

local Super Wal-Mart store. There, he surprised her in the produce

department & proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands &

as the poor unsuspecting woman drew her last breath & slumped to the


The manager of the produce department stumbled

unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living

witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle the produce

manager as well.

However, unknown to Artie, the entire

proceedings were captured by the hidden security cameras & observed

by the store's security guard, who immediately called the police. Artie

was caught & arrested before he could even leave the


Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie

revealed the whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial

arrangements with the hapless husband who was also



The next day in the newspaper, the

headline declared ...

(You're going

to hate me for this ... )


$1.00 AT WAL-MART!'


Oh, quit groaning!

I don't write this stuff,

I receive it from my warped

friends and then send it on to


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