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Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ...

* A few clowns short of a circus.

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

* A few beers short of a six-pack.

* Dumber than a box of hair.

* A few feathers short of a whole duck.

* All foam, no beer.

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

* He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.

* He has an IQ of room temperature.

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