Ann Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Different Ways to Say You're Not So Bright ... * A few clowns short of a circus. * A few fries short of a Happy Meal. * An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. * A few beers short of a six-pack. * Dumber than a box of hair. * A few feathers short of a whole duck. * All foam, no beer. * Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. * Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. * He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. * An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. * Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. * He has an IQ of room temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Nice house, nobody home (my favorite). Not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted February 27, 2009 Author Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not the sharpest tack in the box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Not the brightest crayon in the box. A village somewhere is missing its idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlemike Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 Doesnt have both oars in the water. Not playing with a full deck. I love the one dum as a box of hair. I never heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. One brick short of a load. Dumb as a stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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