Ann Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A woman recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said She was doing "fairly well" for her age. A little concerned about that comment, she couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," she replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!'" Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" she said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!" Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," she said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?" "No," she said. He looked at the lady and said,.... "Then, why do you even care?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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