Ann Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bud Baker Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 That is too funny. I hope you won't mind if I borrow it for another forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 You go right ahead and borrow it, Bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 quit making fun of Me I am trying!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Thank you thank you Ann. My husband and I both got a good laugh over it. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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