Calintay Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty bad. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so his two best friends, Jed and Gomer were sent for. Jed went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. Jed said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over, and Jed said, "Nope, ain't Bubba." The mortician thought that was rather strange. Then he brought Gomer in to identify the body. Gomer took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two a**holes." "What? He had two a**holes?" said the mortician. "Yup, everyone in town knew he had two a**holes. Every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**holes.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 I heard this one before but it was great to have this laugh again. I have known people this could apply to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 my friends nickname is Bubba!!! He was laughing so hard he almost fell over !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Heidi, that is sooooo funny. I read it to my husband and he got a good laugh too. Judy in Key West P.S. I read him your post too Randy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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