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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach

when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a

booming voice, the Lord said,' Because you have TRIED to

be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one


The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to

Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of

the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the

supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the

concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust

several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for

me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of something that could

possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he

said, 'Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could

understand our wives and girlfriends; I want to know how she

feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the

silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she

says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly


The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that


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