Ann Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Assuming you would put a bumper sticker on your car...out of the following, which would you pick? "IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If you can't feed 'um don't breed 'um. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted June 9, 2009 Author Share Posted June 9, 2009 I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulette3 Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahknee Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Illiterate? Write For Help. Donny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calintay Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Also Are Timed For 70 mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenarrow Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 Boldly Going Nowhere! KAsey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 9, 2009 Share Posted June 9, 2009 GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dchurchi Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlemike Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Honk if your Horny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 If You can read this sticker...... YOUR TOO CLOSE!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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