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Jimmy the Redneck


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One hot summer day, Georgia Jimmy the redneck came to town with his dog. He tied the dog under the shade of a tree, and headed into a bar for a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman enteredthe bar and asked, 'Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?' The Jimmy said it was his. Your dog seems to be in heat. 'the officer said. Jimmy replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade

tree.' The policeman said, 'No, you don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said Jimmy. 'That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry cause I fed her this morning.'The exasperated policeman said, 'NO!You don't understand. You dog wants to have sex!' (You gotta love this) Jimmy looked at the cop and said, 'Well go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.'

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