Ann Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will be given only the following facts about terrorists... 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. The Pentagon expects the problems to be over by Friday. Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahknee Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Just sound like patriotic Americans to me... LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Gotta go to Wally world Be back soon !(Maybe) !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstdzy Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Lordy I needed a laugh! Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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