Ann Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 I love quotes and funny little sayings so much that I have a book that I write them down in. I thought it might be neat for us all to share some of our favorite quotes/sayings. I'll begin.............. Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. -- Phyllis Diller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flyman35 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 It's amazing what a person can do when their life depends on it. ? Denise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." -- Eleanor Roosevelt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Windsongs Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today. -- Gina Hayes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 9, 2009 Author Share Posted July 9, 2009 'Life isn't about learning how to survive the storm... it's about learning how to dance in the rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suzie Q Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "You're going to put someone's eye out with that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 Life is like a box of chocolates!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstdzy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 God didn't save me from the stormy sea just to let me drown in a bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bunny Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 "God loves me just the way I am, but He loves me too much to let me stay that way." Ann Lamotte Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellen in PA Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Some of my favorite lines: Catherine Deneuve, the gorgeous French actress, on dieting: "I'm at the age at which a woman has to choose between her face and her *ss." Woody Allen, upon being asked whether he hopes to achieve immortality through his work: "No, I'd like to achieve immortality through not dying." Jean-Paul Sartre: "Partir, c'est mourir un peu; mourir, c'est partir beaucoup." [To leave is to die a liittle; to die is to leave a lot.] Ellen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasey Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Hey Ellen!!!!! I could actually figure that last one out without the translation!!!! Am I all that or what ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 "Ohhh, A wise Guy , Huh!!!!??????"YUCK YUCK YUCK!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 If it was a snake it would have bit you You would gripe if they hung you with a new rope! That was from my brother It's just water under the bridge. Today is the first day of the rest of your life And one of my favorites by Bobby Kennedy " Some people see things as the are and ask why, I say things as they never were and ask why not" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellen in PA Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Bravo Kasey! But I knew you (and GinnyDe) would understand it -- I just added the English for those poor souls who didn't go to a fine Catholic school or marry a French speaker. Ellen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbb Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 "Just ignore her and it won't be any fun." My mother to my brother about ME! I used it on my kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatlemike Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 What we have here is a failure to communicate!(Cool Hand Luke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahknee Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 sex is a lot like painting a house, it's more fun when you have it all over you. (Buncy, lifelong friend and painter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 LOL - let me follow up on Donny: sex is like oxygen - you don't realize how important it is until you aren't getting any! ------------------------------------------------------------ "Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth." — Mark Twain ------------------------------------------------------------- “Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.” -------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Boom Shacka Lacka Boom shacka lacka!!! Why did the chicken cross the road?? TO get to the other side! And thats the fact Jack !!!!! Bill Murray in Stripes!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted July 14, 2009 Author Share Posted July 14, 2009 The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. -- George Burns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myrnalu Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Never be afraid to try something new.Remember the ark was built by amatures and the titanic by proffesionals (dont know who originally said it but my Dad said it to me long ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Beauty is only skin deep, But ugly goes all the way to the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted July 14, 2009 Share Posted July 14, 2009 Thank you Ellen, my high school nuns (a French order) would appreciate it. Then again after 6 years of French the only clean thing I can say is - le chien traverse le rue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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