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Ann

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I love quotes and funny little sayings so much that I have a book that I write them down in. I thought it might be neat for us all to share some of our favorite quotes/sayings.

I'll begin..............

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty ... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

-- Phyllis Diller

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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall."

-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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Guest Windsongs

Make a list of important things to do today. At the top of your list, put "eat chocolate." Now, you'll get at least one thing done today.

-- Gina Hayes

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Some of my favorite lines:

Catherine Deneuve, the gorgeous French actress, on dieting: "I'm at the age at which a woman has to choose between her face and her *ss."

Woody Allen, upon being asked whether he hopes to achieve immortality through his work: "No, I'd like to achieve immortality through not dying."

Jean-Paul Sartre: "Partir, c'est mourir un peu; mourir, c'est partir beaucoup." [To leave is to die a liittle; to die is to leave a lot.]

Ellen

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If it was a snake it would have bit you :!:

You would gripe if they hung you with a new rope! That was from my brother

It's just water under the bridge.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

And one of my favorites by Bobby Kennedy " Some people see things as the are and ask why, I say things as they never were and ask why not"

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LOL - let me follow up on Donny:

sex is like oxygen - you don't realize how important it is until you aren't getting any!

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"Dance like no one is watching. Sing like no one is listening. Love like you've never been hurt and live like it's heaven on Earth."

— Mark Twain

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“Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.”

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Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~"Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."

-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

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Boom Shacka Lacka Boom shacka lacka!!! Why did the chicken cross the road??

TO get to the other side!

And thats the fact Jack !!!!!

Bill Murray in Stripes!!

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