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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135."

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches."

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high.

"Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and

slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.

What a b*tch.

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