Ann Posted July 13, 2009 Posted July 13, 2009 WOMAN'S YEARLY EXAM I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135." The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches." The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a b*tch. Quote
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