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A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.

The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've

regained consciousness. Now you probably won't

remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the

freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your pe*is was severed in the accident and

we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've

got $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have

the technology to build a new pe*is. They work great but

they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000

an inch."

The man perks up. "So," the doctor says,

"You must decide how many inches you want. But this

is something you should discuss with your wife. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have

you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor.

"We're getting granite


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