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Never Argue With A Woman Who Reads.....


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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern

Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife

likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing

and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take

the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues

to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside

the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you


"Reading a book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."


"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual


says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know

you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


Never argue with a woman who reads...it is likely she can also think.

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