RandyW Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine !!! Men strike back! not physically LOL!!!!!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....' ----------------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't.. There is a clock on the oven. ---------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course.. He'll shut up once you let him in. ---------------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. ---------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ------------------------------------------------------ Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head And a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ------------------------------------------------------ Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and To the select few women who can handle it! ------------------------------------------------------ AND MAXINE SAYS............ 'Marvin... "Wile your Moth. There's still a tiny bit of Bull@#$% around your lips!! Maxine just had to have the last word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Good one, good one Randy. Glad Maxine got the last word LOL. Judy in Key West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted August 5, 2009 Share Posted August 5, 2009 Randy.....We're waiting to see a picture of Marvin. I'm just wondering if he looks anything like his wonderfully witty mentor, Maxine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbb Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Now that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 You asked for Him and I got this from a lady friend of mine also!! Not a Guy !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 OMG, glad he's not in my livingroom LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 MAde YA laugh and thats a good thing!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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