Ann Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says. A few minute after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed... Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't know where we were . or what we did ... but, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outrider1 Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 I needed that chuckle! Dawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calintay Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Thats great Ann! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michellep Posted September 8, 2009 Share Posted September 8, 2009 Very funny! I can't wait to tell my hubby that one! And perhaps I'll go buy some ribbon since he snores too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jaminkw Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 How funny is that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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