michellep Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 17 Ways To Cook A Turkey 1. Go buy a turkey 2. Take a drink of whisky 3. Put turkey in the oven 4. Take another 2 drinks of whisky 5. Set the degree at 375 ovens 6. Take 3 more whiskys of drink 7. Turk the bastey 8. Whisky another bottle of get 9. Ponder the meat thermometer 10. Glass yourself a pour of whisky 11. Bake the whisky for 4 hours 12. Take the oven out of the turkey 13. Floor the turkey up off of the pick 14. Turk the carvey 15. Get yourself another scottle of botch 16. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey 17. Bless the dinner and pass out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 good to see ya posting here but please dont try this at home!!! It won't be more fun!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 Michelle, were you watching me cook last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calintay Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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