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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats,

and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,'

the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, 'The reason has to be

because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned

to his wife and asked, 'What?'


A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid

and so beautiful all at the same time. ' The wife responded, 'Allow me

to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God

made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the

coffee each morning.

The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and then we

don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.' The husband said, ' You

are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that

is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.' Wife replies, 'No, you

should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the

coffee.' Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.' So she

fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the

top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving

each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the

next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early

morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the

silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at

5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning,

the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his

flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened

him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is

5:00 AM. Wake up.' Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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