Ann Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 The Irish daughter had not been home for over five years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily saying, "Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother through?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff,....Dad....I became a prostitute....""Ye what? Out of here ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!""OK, Dad-- As ye wish, but I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" asks Dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute, Daddy! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, Girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
creekgirlsc Posted March 10, 2010 Share Posted March 10, 2010 Ann......Loved it! I should come to 'Just for Fun' first thing every day to get myself 'perked up'. There are quite a few days that taking my 'happy pill' isn't enough to get me 'perked'. Thanks, Connie (Creekgirl) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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