eric byrne Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Some examples of Brits humour,all the following have appeared in British Newspapers in their classified ads. Free Yorkshire Terrier 8 years old, Hateful little b*stard, BITES. Free Puppies, Half Cocker Spaniel, Half sneaky neighbours dog, Free Puppies, Mother is Kennel Club registered,German Shepard, Father is a super dog,able to leap tall fences in a single bound. For Sale,Cow and Calves;never bred, Also 1 gay bull. Wedding Dress for sale, Worn once by mistake, Phone Stephanie. For Sale, by Owner, One complete set of Britannica Encyclopedia, 45 volumes,Excellent condition,£200 or best offer. no longer needed,got married,wife knows everything. Finally from one of Scotlands Greatest Thinkers, Billy Connelly, If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking, how come they cannot have sex and a headache at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Very funny Eric! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libby Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Thank you Eric. You had me ROFL.... Had my laugh for the night.. Libby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Billy connelly Now there is a classic comedian!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
recce101 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Some great ones there! Ned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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