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eric byrne

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Some examples of Brits humour,all the following have appeared in British Newspapers in their classified ads.

Free Yorkshire Terrier

8 years old,

Hateful little b*stard,


Free Puppies,

Half Cocker Spaniel,

Half sneaky neighbours dog,

Free Puppies,

Mother is Kennel Club registered,German Shepard,

Father is a super dog,able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

For Sale,Cow and Calves;never bred,

Also 1 gay bull.

Wedding Dress for sale,

Worn once by mistake,

Phone Stephanie.

For Sale, by Owner,

One complete set of Britannica Encyclopedia,

45 volumes,Excellent condition,£200 or best offer.

no longer needed,got married,wife knows everything.

Finally from one of Scotlands Greatest Thinkers,

Billy Connelly,

If women are so bloody perfect at multi-tasking,

how come they cannot have sex and a headache at the

same time?

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