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Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are

always white?

Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with the hopes that

something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give their vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

How do those dead bugs get into closed light fixtures?

Why do we wash BATH towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? If not then what was the purpose of the bath?

Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your

clothes would they eventually just disappear?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a

shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say 'Its all right'?

It isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot'?

Why is it that when you're walking up the stairs and you get to the top you

always think there's still one more step?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off

the table you always manage to knock something else over?

Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup

is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?

Why is it that inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened?

If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who

really is the dumber sex?

Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as

needy throughout the rest of the year?

Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep

wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly

ill 'with the flu' and have to be bedridden for weeks?

How come we never hear any father-in-law jokes?

Why do men forget everything and women remember everything?

If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife

told you to?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered

assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" ... butit's only a "penny for

your thoughts" Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a

good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like

every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss


Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting

clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in

the first place!

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't

fallen asleep yet.

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with

something called labor! :lol:

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Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your

clothes would they eventually just disappear?

Now, doesn't that just about explain the missing sock?? It's a sacrifice from the load in the dryer to appease the appliance god so the REST of the load doesn't catch on fire or something....

LOVE the questions, have some of my own...

Items sent on ships are considered "cargo" while when sent by truck they are called "shipments". Why?

Why do the same people who make cracks about dogs doing something "because he can" allow the same dog to lick their face and think it's cute? :shock: Ewwwwww....

Why are croutons sold in air-tight bags?

Why is it necessary for the syringe used for lethal injections to be sterile?

Why are there ten hot dogs to a package and eight buns?

Why are there no warning labels on beer stating that too much can lead to pregnancy?

Why is it that when you leave the house early to "enjoy" the drive to work, you hit every light green, but when running late, they're all red?

Why are there braille letters on drive-up ATMs? Is the dog driving???

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And where's your nice picture!! I was just starting to get some good nights sleep;

be good girl!! :):)

God Bless and be well

Bobmc- NSCLC- stageIIB- left pneumonectomy- 5/2/01

MRI's taken 12/18/03 - 2 brain mets found- named em Frick & Frack

PET taken 1/5 - hot spot in mediastinum May be cancer??

"Absolutely insist on enjoying life today!"

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As much as my goal in life is to keep you happy and entertained, I had to take the picture off because it just didn't "fit" in certain forums....it was only temporary...

I'm sure you'll forgive me!! :roll::lol::lol:

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