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>> >>A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

>>The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" - where a


>>knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten

>>up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.


>>Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years,

>>the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman

>>remained young looking and vibrant.


>>After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two



>>"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've

>>had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now

>>I've developed two annoying problems:


>> First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get



>> "The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those

>>are your breasts."


>>She said, "No point asking about the beard then..."

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