paulette3 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 A young woman decides to end her life by throwing herself from the docks. Right when she's about to jump, a young man stops her: "I'm a sailor off to Italy. I can stow you away on my ship and take care of you." With nothing to lose, the woman accepts. That night the sailor hides her in a small compartment in the hold. Every night he makes love to her till dawn. Two weeks later she is discovered during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asks the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailers. I get a free trip to Italy. Plus, he's screwing me," she says. "He certainly is," says the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joppette Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Oh Paulette!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 good one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaminkw Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Ha Ha Ha--what a hoot Paulette! Judy in KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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