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A young woman decides to end her life by throwing herself from the docks. Right when she's about to jump, a young man stops her: "I'm a sailor off to Italy. I can stow you away on my ship and take care of you." With nothing to lose, the woman accepts. That night the sailor hides her in a small compartment in the hold. Every night he makes love to her till dawn. Two weeks later she is discovered during a routine inspection. "What are you doing here?" asks the captain. "I have an arrangement with one of the sailers. I get a free trip to Italy. Plus, he's screwing me," she says. "He certainly is," says the captain. "This is the Staten Island Ferry."

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