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Becky "Snowflake" threw the gaunlet down and challenged me to come up with something bettter then the Husband Mart story, so here it is:

Golf lessons

A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of

ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee.

The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to

hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet,

then hacks

it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says

apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took this winter didn't

help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, you know, that's your

problem lady. You

should have taken golf lessons instead." His grave marker next to the

tee box is a reminder for other wise asses.

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Very Cute Dave, !!!! :):):):):)

Always be nice to the ladies on the TEE !!!

God bless and stay well

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I asked my husband if I should take f---ing lessons - he said only if I wanted to kill him! His pe---- :oops: er, ticker, can't take it!


(I guess some guys prefer trade-ins! Here's to the early years of marriage! Wa-hoo!)

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