Guest DaveG Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Becky "Snowflake" threw the gaunlet down and challenged me to come up with something bettter then the Husband Mart story, so here it is: Golf lessons A foursome is waiting on the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time, when finally the last lady is ready to hit the ball. She hacks it 10 feet; goes over and hacks it another 10 feet, then hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men who are watching and says apologetically, "I guess all those f---ing lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Well, you know, that's your problem lady. You should have taken golf lessons instead." His grave marker next to the tee box is a reminder for other wise asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobmc Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Very Cute Dave, !!!! Always be nice to the ladies on the TEE !!! God bless and stay well Bobmc- NSCLC- stageIIB- left pneumonectomy- 5/2/01 MRI's taken 12/18/03 - 2 brain mets found- named em Frick & Frack PET taken 1/5 - hot spot in mediastinum May be cancer?? "Absolutely insist on enjoying life today!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Dave, I asked my husband if I should take f---ing lessons - he said only if I wanted to kill him! His pe---- er, ticker, can't take it! Muahahahaha.... (I guess some guys prefer trade-ins! Here's to the early years of marriage! Wa-hoo!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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