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David A

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Men strike back!

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>How many men does it take to open a beer?

>None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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>Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

>Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will

>probably never be able to support you.

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>Why do women have smaller feet than men?

>It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to

>stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

>When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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>How do you fix a woman's watch?

>You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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>Why do men break wind more than women?

>Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required

>pressure.

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>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling

>at the front door, who do you let in first?

>The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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>What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

>A woman who won't do what she's told.

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>I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was

>Always.

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>Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex

>drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake.

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>Why do men die before their wives?

>They want to.

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>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the

>street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are

>sexy.

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>In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

>Then God created Man and rested.

>Then God created Woman.

>Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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>Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select

>few women who can handle the truth...

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Like it DAVE,!!! :D:D:D:D:D

Gotta get back to some good old dumb blonde jokes too!!

God bless and be well

Bobmc- NSCLC- stageIIB- left pneumonectomy- 5/2/01

MRI's taken 12/18/03 - 2 brain mets found- named em Frick & Frack

PET taken 1/5 - hot spot in mediastinum May be cancer??

"Absolutely insist on enjoying life toda

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