michellep Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million." The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyW Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 lingOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToBeGolden Posted November 29, 2012 Share Posted November 29, 2012 I don't blame him. I would like my dollar back too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dianew Posted November 30, 2012 Share Posted November 30, 2012 Good one - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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