Snowflake Posted January 21, 2004 Share Posted January 21, 2004 Instructions for Washing the Cat 1. Add one capful of shampoo to the water in the toilet. Put both lids up. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. (Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.) 4. Flush the toilet three or four times. (This provides a "power-wash"and "rinse".) 5. Have someone open the door to the outside. (Be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.) 6. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 7. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off. And the toilet will be sparkling clean! Sincerely, The Dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted January 22, 2004 Share Posted January 22, 2004 mean!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EileenM Posted January 23, 2004 Share Posted January 23, 2004 Hi When my cat was a kitten - she is now 18 years old -, she jumped in to the toilet just I rose off. She flipped around a few times trying to get back out - fortunately I had flushed before she leaped! EileenM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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