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Hey, DAVID A, DAVID A, Did you see it? Did you see that little black thing again??? The thing with the pointed hears and humped over body, did you see it? Quick Go get it! WAIT A MINUTE, WHO THE HELL WOULD TAKE A PICTURE OF A.......... Black thingy with black pointed ears, beadie eyes, and humped over, TO BEING WITH????? WHO WOULD STAND OUT IN THE COLD WINTER WEATHER AND TAKE SUCH A PICTURE???? Can't be anyone from this group, because that I know of we all belong to the EMPTY HEAD CLUB!!! :roll: Who would DO such a thing? :shock: GROSS!!!

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Noooooooooo! You don't want no Taco....you want a Chalupa. Trust me on this one, Lisa...

David G., I've got to tell you that the date on the photograph of your pet is December of 2002....long before any of us even knew you had a pet, let alone tried to identify exactly which species it belongs to. So you began training your pet to engage in "smear tactics" a full year before anyone here questioned your pet's "pedigree". Now THAT is either looking for harm when none is intended, or planning ahead to face the inevitable. :)

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The digital camera, which was used in making these pictures was an early xmas present. Now since I am technology challenged, and a male, I never read the instructions. I just pick these things up and say "piece of cake", if I am trusted enough to be responsible for a couple million dollars of Army equipment, a digital camera is not challenging and I'll have this thing mastered in no time flat.

Wel its been 2 months now and I am still trying to figure out how to not only set the date correctly, but how do I get the date off the picture. HAS ANYONE SEEN THE OWNERS MANUAL :!::!::!::?:

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What's the name of the Digital Camera, did you try there website for any information? Maybe they have an 800 number you can call for support?

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David:

My dog will lick you to death with both your hands tied behind your back.

If that doesn't work than his persistent barking will drive you nuts. If that doesn't work, then he will lift his leg on your ankle and walk away.

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Paddy,

We are not insulting little black DOGS with pricked up ears! We're talking about Dave's .... uh ... er .... well, we'll figure out just WHAT he is later! :)

Sorry Dave, I took the moral "high ground" on this for as long as I could. But just couldn't help myself any longer! :)

Dean

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I have submitted a new Avatar. When Rick gets that posted for me, we'll see how quickly the tune changes. What is in the new picture has one damn good pedigree and I doubt anyone will argue that.

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I have seen this story on the internet for years and never put 2 and 2 together.

Cary

A man from Baraboo, Wisconsin, went to Tijuana, Mexico, to do some vacationing. As any visitor to this border town knows, the streets near the shopping areas are populated with stray dogs. The man took pity on one little stray and offered it a few bites of his lunch, after which it followed him around for the rest of the afternoon.

When it came time to return home, the man had become so attached to his little friend that he couldn't bear to leave him behind. Knowing that it was illegal to bring a dog across the international border, he hid the dog in his carry-on luggage and managed to pass through the customs at the airport without incident. After arriving home, he gave the dog a bath, brushed his fur, then retired for the night with his newfound pet curled up at the foot of his bed.

When he awoke the next morning, the man noticed that there was an oozing mucus around the dog's eyes and a slight foaming at the mouth. Afraid that the dog might be sick, he rushed him to a nearby veterinarian and returned home to await word on his pet's condition.

The call soon came. "I have just one question," said the vet. "Where did you get this dog?"

The man didn't want to get into trouble, so he told the vet that he had found the dog running loose in the street near his home in Baraboo.

But the vet didn't buy it. "You did not find this dog in Baraboo. Where did you get the dog?"

The man nervously admitted having brought the dog from Tijuana. "But tell me, doctor," he said. "What is wrong with my dog?"

His reply was brief and to the point. "First of all, it's not a dog -- it's a Mexican sewer rat and second, it has hyperthyroidism.

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