Connie B Posted January 25, 2004 Share Posted January 25, 2004 BE VERY CAREFUL IN TALKING TO YOUR SPOUSE, ESPECIALLY YOU GOLFERS!!! WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely NOT!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married"? HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?" HUSBAND: "I guess so." WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -----Silence----- HUSBAND: "shi_" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Men are really such simple creatures.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 So you think we're simple. My wife claims that I am very complex. I asked if she is trying to figure me out and she said she used to, but has given up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Men - simple: To make a man happy, show up nekid and bring beer....VERY simple...(and not gonna happen in this sub-zero weather, believe me - somebody could lose an eye!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 I don't drink, so just come naked. Then we can compare thoracotomy scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 No need to worry about your eyes, then! My scar is on my back (as I pointed out to "the guys" when I returned to work). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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