Snowflake Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Two Arkansas Razorbacks are walking by a storefront in New York and see a sign that reads: Suits $5.00 each; shirts $2.00 each; trousers $2.50 per pair. Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray! Look! We could buy a whole lot of those and when we get back to Arkansas, we'll make a fortune." "Now when we go into the shop, you be quiet, okay? Just let me do all the talking cause if they hear our accent, they might jack up the price. I'll speak in my best Yankee voice." They go in and Bubba says, "I'll take 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pairs of trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ..." The owner interrupts, "You're from Arkansas, aren't you?" "Well ... Yes," says a surprised Bubba. "How do you know that?" The owner says, "This is a dry-cleaners." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted January 26, 2004 Share Posted January 26, 2004 Oh, that is a good one, yeah! I didn't see it comin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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