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Mike the Mailman


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One Monday morning Mike, the mailman, is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway, his wonder is cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles.

"Wow Bob, looks like you guys had a hell of a party last night." Mike, the Mailman, comments.

Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night, this is the first I have felt like moving since 4 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for the Christmas Cheer and got a bit wild. Hell we even got so drunk that around midnight we started playing WHO AM I."

Mike thinks a moment and says, "How do you play that?"

Bob continues between hung over gasps, "Well, all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our 'units' showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is."

Mike laughs and says, "Damn, I am sorry I missed that."

"Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds, "your name was guessed about 10 times."

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