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A story with a moral.......

A woman and a man were involved in a car accident; a bad one. Both of their cars

were totally demolished but amazingly neither of them were hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends,

have sex and live together for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied; "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This

must be a sign from God!"

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God

wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nodded in agreement opened it, drank half

the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, put the cap back on,

and handed it back to the man. The man asked; "Aren't you having any?" The woman replied;

"No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

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