David A Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 Ry says I post bad jokes well here is a stinky one! Subject: Fwd: > > >: Car Shopping > > > > > > > > >A lady walks into a Lexus dealership and browses around. Suddenly > > > she > > > >spots the most perfect, beautiful car and walks over to inspect it. > > > > > > > >As she bends forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an > > > unexpected > > > >little burst of flatulence escapes her. Very embarrassed, she > > > anxiously > > > >looks around to see if anyone has noticed and hopes a sales person > > > >doesn't pop up right now. > > > > > > > >As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. With a > > > >pleasant smile he greets her, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you > > > > > > >today?" > > > > > > > >Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though > > > nothing > > > >had happened, she smiles back and asks, "Sir, what is the price of > > > this > > > >lovely vehicle?" > > > > > > > >Still smiling pleasantly, he replies, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say > > > >that if you farted just touching it, you are gonna sh i t when you hear > > > > > > >the price" > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted February 9, 2004 Share Posted February 9, 2004 I rest my case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David A Posted February 9, 2004 Author Share Posted February 9, 2004 Is that why you had to get a Chrysler? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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