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Subject: That's The Word!

>Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

>

>"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

>

>"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to

>have it done" replies Steve.

>

>"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a

>very

>serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will

>change your life forever!"

>

>"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either

>you

>book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

>

>"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

>

>So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very

>slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand.

>Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the

>same

>way.

>

>"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same

>operation

>as me."

>

>"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life

>that I

>would like to be circumcised."

>

>Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "shi_! THAT'S the word!!!!!!!

>

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