David A Posted February 10, 2004 Share Posted February 10, 2004 Subject: That's The Word! >Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." > >"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. > >"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to >have it done" replies Steve. > >"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a >very >serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will >change your life forever!" > >"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either >you >book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." > >"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" > >So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very >slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. >Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the >same >way. > >"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same >operation >as me." > >"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life >that I >would like to be circumcised." > >Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "shi_! THAT'S the word!!!!!!! > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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