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Connie B

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

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A Sunday School teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

Annie replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't find a babysitter."

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