Snowflake Posted February 17, 2004 Share Posted February 17, 2004 Okay all you Floridian/Texan/Southern Cal. bronzed bathing beauties - STOP HOGGING ALL THE SUNSHINE! I am so damn sick of snow! We have had more snow in Michigan this year than I can remember in previous years....normally, it's a snowfall, a thaw, a snowfall, a thaw, an ice storm, a snowfall and then it's spring... What IS this crap? I mean, I expected it to stick around when I lived in Alaska (and believe me, it did), but this?!? I used to call my mother from AK and she'd tell me that they were out "in short sleeves" in late February while I was dealing with 8 feet of white.... C'mon already, I wanna see the fruits of my labors last year...I wanna see my croccus, daffodils, tulips and irises pop their little heads out - heck, I'm even game for DANDELIONS if it'll get this white crap off my lawn and out of my driveway! ...and I'm tired of being cold. Cuddling for romance is nice, not being able to warm up is NOT (so tell me, what IS all this body fat for if it's not keeping me warm?). ...and then there's the walking. I HATE walking at the gym, I want to get out on the path through the woods - it's SOOO much easier to walk for miles when the scenery changes and the smells are better than a bunch of testosterone junkies around the weight machines (EW!) - the track at our health center goes around all the sweaty guys and I MUST be getting old cuz they aren't even interesting to look at... Guess I have a good ol' fashioned case of cabin fever...and it's really no wonder that the ol' sourdoughs were known to go off the deep end every now and then and kill their cabin mates - I'm REALLY beginning to understand those urges... So, please, if you have the robins, mail 'em up here and get spring on the way....save my family! I'll be okay, really....just hand me the chocolate and no one gets hurt.... Rant over, but I'm still cold and have a view of a snow-covered chemical plant....ah, heaven... Becky aka Psycho Snowflake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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