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shirleyb

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These were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise

you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders...

Better to be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the .........................bug is close.

It's always darkest before..................Daylight Saving Time.

Never underestimate the power of............termites.

You can lead a horse to water but...........how?

Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.

No news is..................................impossible.

A miss is as good as a......................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new..............math.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.

Love all, trust.............................me.

The pen is mightier than the................pigs.

An idle mind is.............................the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.

A penny saved is............................not much.

Two's company, three's......................the Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.

There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.

You get out of something only what you..... see in the picture on the box.

When the blind leadeth the blind............get out of the way.

And the favorite:

Better late than...........................pregnant!!!!

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