lilyjohn Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 The man of the house stormed into his home and walked up to his wife... Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you toknow that I AM the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepareme a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair? His wife said, "The funeral director?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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