betplace Posted February 22, 2004 Share Posted February 22, 2004 Rules of Chocolate Thought this might answer a few questions for us all If youv'e got melted chocolate all over your hands You're eating it too slowly Chocolate covered raisins,cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit so eat as many as you want The problem How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car The solution Eat it in the car park Diet Tip Eat a chocolate bar before each meal It'll take the edge off your appettite and you'll eat less A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of caloriesin one place Isn't that handy If you can't eat all your chocolate It will keep in the freezer But if you can't eat all your chocolate WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU If calories are an issue Store your chocolate on top of the freezer Calories are afraid of heights and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves If I eat equal amounts of dark and light chocolate is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? Money talks Chocolate sings Chocolate has preservatives Preservatives make you look younger Q. Why is there no such organisation as Chocolates Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit If not for chocolate there would be no need for pantyhose An entire garment industry would be devastated I'd give up chocolate BUT I'm no quitter Put chocolate at the top of your list of things to do today That way at least you'll get one thing done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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