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When you were younger, did you ever go skinny dipping?

Now I am getting older, instead I find myself....

(scroll down).....

"chunky" dunking.......

So shoot me, when I first heard this I laughed so hard I almost fell outta my chair.

Anybody else got a Before and After joke?

MaryAnn

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When I was younger my boobs looked like two rochet ships ready to take off (Johnny's words not mine)

Now that I am older they are like a sub marine diving for the bottom(my words not Johnny's)

Now let's hear some from the men around here! We are not the only ones who age you know!!

Posted

Funny how women and the aging process refer to the boobs...LOL

I remember way back BEFORE getting married wishing and hoping for "big uns"....

Now, I yearn for the days of not needing a crane on each shoulder for support and being able to run through the house/yard/whatever braless without risking a black eye!

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Some ducks have all the luck, Becky.

For me, Boobs are a pre cancer memory......

Last time I really had any I was still nursing Heidi, and she's 8.....

Actually that's a good thing, because with the prosthetic chest wall, I have one pointing north and one pointing north west.......

Good thing my surgeon was not especially a picasso fan, no telling what I'd look like today....

:lol:

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Years ago, about 40, to be exact, I dreamed of having an all nighter with a girl. Now my all nighter is making it through the night without having to take a whiz.

Posted

My dh had his birthday today - he's hit the speed limit! 55!

He's celebrating by snoring on the couch right now.

Becky - we're a May-December pair, too. Just about 20 years apart.

When we first met, one of Bob's friends commented "She's gonna kill you!" Another replied "What a way to go!" :shock:

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Joke:

An old woman's friends had died, her hair had fallen out, her husband was long gone, and she couldn't take care of her home any more. She asked her doctor how to kill herself. Doctor said, "Lift your left breast and shoot yourself." So she did.

It took four hours of surgery to repair her shattered left knee cap.

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