lilyjohn Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 As you can see I'm Boobie Chickenbrain which I loudly protest! Now let's here it from the rest of you. What is your new name? > you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to > break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more > stressful days > than not- > > Here is your dose of humor...Follow the instructions to find > your new name. > > Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject box and > forward it to > friends and family and coworkers. Don't forget to forward it > back to the > person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And > don't go > all adult-my son-in-law's senior manager is now known far and > wide as > Dorky > Gizzardsniffer. > > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain > Underpants And > the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The > evil > Professor forces everyone to assume new names...... > > > Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new > first > > name: > a = poopsie b = lumpy > c = buttercup d = gadget > > e = crusty f = greasy > > g = fluffy h = cheeseball > i = chim-chim j = stinky > k = flunky l = boobie > m = pinky n = zippy > o = goober p = doofus > q = slimy r = loopy > s = snotty t = tootie > u = dorkey v = squeezit > w = oprah x = skipper > y = dinky z = zsa-zsa > > Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first > half of > your new last name: > > a = apple b = toilet > c = giggle d = burger > e = girdle f = barf > g = lizard h = waffle > i = cootie j = monkey > k = potty l = liver > m = banana n = rhino > o = bubble p = hamster > q = toad r = gizzard > s = pizza t = gerbil > u = chicken v = pickle > > w = chuckle x = tofu > y = gorilla z = stinker > > Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second > half of > your new last name: > > a = head b = mouth > c = face d = nos > > e = tush f = breath > g = pants h = shorts > i = lips j = honker > k = butt l = brain > m = tushie n = chunks > o = hiney p = biscuits > q = toes r = buns > s = fanny t = sniffer > u = sprinkles v = kisser > > w = squirt x = humperdinck > y = brains z = juice > > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober > Chickenshorts. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCarl Posted February 25, 2004 Share Posted February 25, 2004 Crusty Wafflebreath???? I don't THINK so! (but then again ... it IS very similar to what my wife calles me at times) Dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I am Squeezit Gizzard Chunks but David A is Squeezit Bubble Butt. I always thought David A had a Bubble Butt, and look, I was right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerbil runner Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Zippy Apple-hiney reporting as ordered! Dean - good to see ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandyS Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 POOPSIE WAFFLE-BUNS Waffle-Buns? Is that like really bad cellulite? SandyS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilyjohn Posted February 26, 2004 Author Share Posted February 26, 2004 I'm still waiting to see one that ends in kisser! That should be interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Buttercup GirdleTush... Sandy, WaffleBuns are caused by being spanked with a tennis racket when you were a kid... (My son came out as a WaffleBuns as well...) Now, the GirdleTush brings to mind a visual of the proper Victorian young lady with all her tummy chub squeezed and pushed up and down - the "girdletush" I see is that roll of fat below the corset! (& in my case, you could probably rest a six-pack on it!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 I'm Tootie Gerbil-Head and proud of it! But even funnier is that my big brother T-Bone is Loopy Apple-Brain. Seems appropriate after those whole brain radiation treatments! Thanks for the laugh - everything else I read this morning, especially after talking to a not-feeling-well-at-all T-Bone, was making me cry. TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Loopy ChickenFace. Dang, I thought that the plastic surgeon who took the skin cancer off my nose last year was GOOD!.... Proud mama of Tootie and Chim-Chim. Signing off.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Still waiting to hear from David A - that SQUEEZIT BUBBLE BUTT - Who probably fits his description better than the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Anybody with a last name of GizzardChunks doesn't have a lot of room to give someone named Bubble Butt a hard time... Just my humble two cents worth... XOXOX MaryAnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beckyg Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Buttercup Bubblehiney, that's me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mhutch1366 Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Fact is indeed stranger than fiction...... You got the best name out of the whole bunch!!... lolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DaveG Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Those Gizzard Chunks sound like what I deposited in the emesis basin right after my first surgery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teacake Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 Cool! Guess that fits with being a food scientist and sometimes have to monitor production floor for long hours during new product start-ups. Teacake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginnyde Posted March 7, 2004 Share Posted March 7, 2004 ZIPPY GIRDLEHINEY - AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW The da** computer knows I need a girdle for my hiney. This is a true invasion of privacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carleen Posted March 8, 2004 Share Posted March 8, 2004 Thanks Guys, I really needed this laugh. Forever in your debt, Loopy ChickenTush (Although I've seen chicken butts, and I've seen mine... all I can say is I wish mine were that small.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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