David A Posted February 26, 2004 Posted February 26, 2004 This might be a rerun but funny 20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a > hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. > >2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. > >3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries >with that. > >4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In." > >5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten >over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso. > >6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Sexual Favors." > >7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy." > >8. Dont use any punctuation > >9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > >10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. > >11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To go." > >12. Sing along at the opera. > >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. > >14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds >all day. > >15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party >because you're not in the mood. > >16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard. > >17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won!" > >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, >"Run for your lives, they're loose!!" > >19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the Economy, we are going to >have to let one of you go." > >And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . > >20. Send this e-mail to someone to make them smile . . . it's called therapy. Quote
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