Snowflake Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Walking through the woods a man comes up to another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree." "You gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" "Well, OK..." So he wraps his arms around the tree and presses his ear up against the tree. With this the other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him butt-naked and leaves. Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark *ss naked, and asks, "What the heck happened to you?" He tells the guy the whole story about how he got there. While he was telling his story, the other guy shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him, kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't your day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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