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NEW WORDS FOR 2004 - Essential additions for the workplace

>>

>>Vocabulary:

>>

>>BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was

>>missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

>>

>>SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps

on

>>everything, and then leaves.

>>

>>ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and

>>advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

>>

>>SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream

>only

>>to get screwed and die in the end.

>>

>>CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

>>

>>PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube

>>farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

>>

>>MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch

potato.

>>

>>SITCOMS: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies

>turn

>>into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home

>with

>>the kids.

>>

>>STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and

>>whiney.

>>

>>SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because

the

>>magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

>>

>>XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's

>>workplace.

>>

>>IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but

you

>>find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials and Michael

>>Jackson's affairs are examples.

>>

>>PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an

>>electronic device to get it to work again.

>>

>>ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above

the

>>rank and file Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often

>>profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were

designed

>to

>>solve.

>>

>>404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404

>Not

>>Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

>>

>>GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same

no

>>matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, etc.

>>

>>OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've

>just

>>made a BIG mistake.

>>

>>WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks.

>>

>>CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing thru a cube

farm,

>>then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust.

>>

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