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A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends.

"Oh, no!"she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."

When she got home, she discovered all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food, and she didn't have time to go to the supermarket. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf -- just as her husband walked through the door. She greeted him warmly, then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise he seemed to be really enjoying it.

"Darling, this is the best dinner you've made me in forty years of marriage! You can make this for me any old day."

Needless to say, every golf day from then on, the woman made her husband the same dish. She told her golf partners about it, and they were all horrified. "You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed!!!

Two months later, her husband died. The women were sitting around the clubhouse one day when one of them said,"You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly knowing you murdered your husband?"

The wife stoically replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the windowsill while he was licking his butt."

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