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David A

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She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde..

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."


She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

Snowflake is this you?

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I noticed a new blonde neighbor going back and forth to her roadside mailbox on her first day in the neighborhood and after about the 10th visit to the box I went out and told her that the mail didn't come until 430 pm.She said,"Oh,my computer keeps telling me that I have mail".TBone

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I read your blonde jokes to my staff and they shrilled with laughter. I for one was not as amused. Hey, but it is good to have you back with the jokes. We really need the humor. Becky, what happened my witty wisecracking girlfriend? Ry, I think David's jokes are degrading to all hair colors, not just blondes! Ha! You better watch yourself David- I got Fay on my side. I can tell TBone is a sympathizer, partial to men who make up stupid blonde jokes.

Cheryl :lol::lol::lol:

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