lilyjohn Posted March 16, 2004 Posted March 16, 2004 > 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? > > Unique Up On It. > > 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? > > Tame Way, Unique Up On It. > > > > 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? > > They Take The Psycho Path > > > > 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? > > You Boil The Hell Out Of It. > > > > 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? > > Dam! > > > > 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? > > Polaroid's > > > > 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? > > A Stick. > > 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? > Nacho Cheese. > > > > > > > 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? > > Subordinate Clauses. > > > > 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? > > Quattro Sinko.. > > > > 11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow? > > Spoiled Milk.. > > > > 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a > Vampire? > > Frostbite > > > > 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? > > A Nervous Wreck. > > > > 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? > > Anyone Can Roast Beef. > > > > 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs? > > Right Where You Left Him. > > > > 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? > > Because They Have Big Fingers.. > > > > 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? > > Because It Scares The Dog. > > > > 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? > > Sanka. > > > > 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover? > > The Location Of The Dirt Bag. > > > > 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? > > Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. > > > > 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad > Skydiver? > > A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! > A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack. > > > > 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The > Same? > > Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer > > Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile Quote
ginnyde Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 Yep, I laughed at a bunch, and am stealing the jokes for my woman's club luncheon. (Unless of course, you have them copyrighted) Thanks Ginny Quote
lilyjohn Posted March 17, 2004 Author Posted March 17, 2004 Have fun with them Ginny everyone needs a good laugh once in a while. Quote
-Cheryl- Posted March 17, 2004 Posted March 17, 2004 Lilly, I bet my kids will love these as much as I do! Cheryl Quote
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