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> 1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

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> Unique Up On It.

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> 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

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> Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

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> 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

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> They Take The Psycho Path

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> 4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

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> You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

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> 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

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> Dam!

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> 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

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> Polaroid's

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> 7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

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> A Stick.

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> 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

> Nacho Cheese.

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> 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

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> Subordinate Clauses.

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> 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

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> Quattro Sinko..

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> 11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow?

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> Spoiled Milk..

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> 12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a

> Vampire?

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> Frostbite

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> 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

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> A Nervous Wreck.

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> 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

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> Anyone Can Roast Beef.

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> 15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

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> Right Where You Left Him.

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> 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

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> Because They Have Big Fingers..

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> 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

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> Because It Scares The Dog.

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> 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

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> Sanka.

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> 19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?

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> The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

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> 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

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> Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

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> 21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad

> Skydiver?

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> A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

> A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

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> 22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The

> Same?

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> Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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> Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile

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