TBone Posted March 16, 2004 Posted March 16, 2004 An old farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for driving his tractor on the highway.As the trooper was writing the ticket the old farmer noticed that the trooper was occasionally swatting little bugs that were flying around his face.The farmer said,"I see you have trouble with circle flies".The trooper said "what is a circle fly"The farmer informed him that before he got a tractor he plowed with a mule and that these little irritating flies always gathered around and flew in circles around the mules *ss.So he called them circle flies.The trooper said,"Are you insinuating that I may be a mule's *ss?" The farmer said,"of course not.I have too much repect for the law to do something like that.It is hard to fool those circle flies though"TBone.YEah.I know.Weak Quote
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